#9 Don’t Call it a Bucket List

by Life Outside The Maze

During his final term, President Obama once said “After the midterm elections, my advisers asked me, ‘Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?’ And I said, ‘Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list.’” I absolutely hate the term bucket list.  Maybe it is the faux bravery and folksy-ness of the term or the general flawed idea that you will do it someday in the future before you kick the bucket just like in that horrible movie of the same name where 2 guys wait until they are in a hospital bed to decide to live their dreams or some schlock.  I am really into setting aspirational goals.  I also have a suspicion that creating a list and doing it is likely an exercise in getting what you thought you wanted so that you can now relax with what comes next in life.  And this is not to belittle that process because I believe it to be a noble effort. 

Maybe It’s more about the trip and the Scenery…

A friend of mine once did a road trip with a girl planned around seeing roadside attractions: the world’s largest ball of twine, car henge, largest replica of Vangogh’s Sunflowers, largest walleye, etc.  The destinations were arbitrary but maybe it was about the girl and the trip along the way.  If you can create a list that inspires you and pursue it, then you can enjoy the trip open to what happens along the way. 

Reality Versus Tempting Narrative…

Creating a list also helps you think realistically about what you may actually want to do versus vague notions.  Why Haven’t you done it already? What was holding you back from doing this thing already? For example, “I want to be a monk and achieve enlightenment at a Tibetan monastery” may have been a vague romantic notion that sounded good in a vacuum, but when you think about leaving your life, family, and all of your Western values behind for obscurity and struggle, this may not be something that you actually want.  So in summary, I hate the term but I love having a list as the scenery for your drive.  

How do you make a list? 

You may have it in your head already so just start writing.  Any method that works for you is fine.  I used a method that I found at “Living AFI” Under this method, you think about your past, present, and future self and categories of things that you love as well as people that you want to spend time with in a hub and spoke framework.  I liked this framework because it generates lots of ideas and I think a good list should have at least 100 things on it because 100 is a good score on a test and a good proof whisky. 

My List of Adventures

This is my list in no particular order but don’t cheat and steal my answers before doing the exercise yourself because like your teacher told you, you are only cheating yourself if you look at mine or google a bunch of bucket lists to create your own derivatively right?:

See Petra and the Dead Sea (Jordan)
Plitvice Lakes National Park (Croatia)
Brew a sour brown or flemish red (age at least 1 year)
Always have at least one home brew on tap.
Do a Belgian beer tour of at least a half dozen breweries
Drink the best beer in the world
Write and publish a paper on something historical
Work an archaeological / paleontology dig
make and share more music playlists
Music project: write, arrange, and perform a series of duets.
Music Project: do songs from a secret room
Go to songwriters retreat with DW
Play an open mic that scares me
Coach a soccer team
Learn how to play chess
Have a notable chess victory
Earn a net positive $1K return playing Texas Holdem over at least 20 hrs of play
Cash in a Poker Tournement
Win a poker hand against a pro
Take a photography class
Do a photo shoot with J
Professional level framed photo that I took on the wall
Learn how to sail
Do an overnight or longer sail in a unique locale
Spear an ocean fish from the water and eat it
Create places we have lived art piece
Complete pop art M.R. art piece
Take a drawing or painting class
Create a drawing or painting that I am proud to display
Go to the Magic Castle
Get a short story published
Create a book of short stories
take a cooking / baking class
bake more
Meet xxx (a famous hero of mine) somehow without it being contrived
Do a music project with xxx who I have always wanted to work with
Have a meaningful and honest discussion with a marketing executive about good vs evil of this function
Play on a hockey team
Score a goal in a hockey game
Get sixpack abs at some point
Bench my bodyweight
Learn how to fight (muay thai or Jiu Jitsu)
Fight for sport: go at least a round in the ring
Learn how to dance
Dance with J and complete a routine
Learn how to fence
Score a half point fencing
Teach my sons how to rock climb
Climb something hard
Eat at one of the best restaurants in the world: French Laundry
Eat at one of the best restaurants in the world: Pujol
Eat at one of the best restaurants in the world: Noma
Eat at one of the best restaurants in the world: Black Swan
Scuba Dive the Atocha wreck
Scuba Dive the Blue Hole
Scuba Dive a Cenote
Scuba Dive with giant mantas
Find some form of sunken or buried treasure
Stay overnight in an Indian palace
Stay overnight in a castle
Do an African safari during migration with family
Go to Morocco
Go to Seychelles
Tour the landscapes of Willow and LOTR in New Zealand / Australia
Become conversational in Spanish
Take lessons and live in a spanish speaking country for at least one month
Be able to get around and do basic stuff in German
Spend at least 2 nights alone in the Canadian shield with nothing but knife and clothes
Do a multi-day wilderness hike
Go to Bora Bora
See Fallingwater house (1491 Mill Run Rd, Mill Run, PA 15464)
See Machu Piccu (Peru)
See the Amazon (Brazil)
Hike Mt Killimanjaro (Tanzania)
California Wine Country tour
Tuscany summer stay (1week min.)
Giant Crystal Cave (Naica, Chihuahua, Mexico)
Multnomah, Oregon
Rio Soca (Slovenia)
Monument Valley (USA)
Torres del Paine (Chile)
Victoria Falls (Zambia)
The Alhambra (Spain)
Rio De Janiero (Brazil)
Niagara Falls (USA/CAD)
Yosemite (USA)
Mecca (Saudi Arabia)
Ngorongoro crater (Tanzania)
Capadocia (Turkey)
Varanassi (India)
Wulingyuan rocky peaks (China)
Sigiriya (Sri Lanka)
Invest my whole portfolio wholistically
Find a new 6 figure investment for 2019
Get over 5% annual return on whole net worth
Hit my financial goal of $X by 40
Hit my financial goal of having enough to retire
Practice meditation to point of being able to change my state of mind
Practice mindfulness keep a journal
Practice mindfulness be able to control and change my emotions
Love myself again
Spend a full day meditating
Spend more time alone to think
Get more massages
start a business that hits my success metrics
Start or participate in a foundation for equality
Start or participate in a foundation for the truth about and importance of science
Create a website
Do a weekend with just W, whatever he wants to do
Do a weekend with just E, whatever he wants to do
Have better family dinners
enforce the phone and electronics policy
Do relationship retreat with J
Do a trip with just my dad
Do a trip with just my mom
Visit E&R (see E play)
Visit B and do something fun
Be in the boat with my dad for a 50+” musky
Piggyback G
Piggyback I
Piggyback C
Piggyback S
Piggyback L
Piggyback B
Piggyback D
see S&J
Build dream house
Build a mountain cabin
bathroom remodel
kitchen remodel
Bali (Indonesia)

I’ll definitely share some of these adventures as I go and I even created a homepage tab because I am sure it will be hilarious and insightful which ones turn out to be more than I expected and which totally sucked.  If I make it through this whole list, it means that I didn’t grow and change along the way so I sure hope I don’t.  Also, please reach out if you can help with and would like to join me on any of these adventures.  I would love to hear from you.  In addition to being fun, this “living the dream list” helped me develop an initial daily plan when I left my full time job.

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2 comments

Josie November 10, 2023 - 7:44 am

I have been reading some of your older articles and really liked this one. My retired friends and I also dislike the Bucket List idea and believe in making plans, even last minute! While I was working, I did a Mom & Me trip with each of my girls when they were teenagers. One picked the California Redwoods, one wanted the 5 Utah national parks and the 3rd selected Italy after her summer program in Greece. The one-on-one time with the most important people in our lives is so important. Great to see that you built that in to a number of your goals!

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Life Outside The Maze November 30, 2023 - 2:47 pm

Those adventures sound about perfect Josie. Something adventurous, with someone close, and you let your daughters make some big and fun decisions and see them play out. A triple win! I feel sheepish about this old post because so much of it has changed for me over time and I never went back and updated but oh well. Maybe that means I am spending more time living 🙂 All the best and thanks for dropping a line.

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